Anchorage, Alaska, August 13, 2025 — In what might be dubbed “Peace Summit: the Plot Twist Edition,” U.S. President Donald Trump and Russian President Vladimir Putin are set to meet in Alaska—without Ukraine, the centerpiece of the conflict, on the guest list.
Despite the war raging in Ukraine, Volodymyr Zelenskyy finds himself in the role of Invisible Man—or, less politely, the most important person not a part of a very important meeting. The White House has confirmed: no invite for Zelenskyy. Trump says he’ll brief him afterwards. How quaint.
What’s on the agenda? Maybe a ceasefire, maybe a land swap—because what screams fairness more than discussing the fate of a nation without anyone from that nation in the room?
But wait—there’s a fundraising twist: apparently, you can have peace without the peace-loving party. European leaders aren’t thrilled either; France, Germany, and others have reminded the world that “peace cannot be decided without Ukraine.” Somebody pass the megaphone.
In the meantime, on the battlefield, Russia is making gains—rapidly edging into eastern Ukraine, possibly to strengthen its poker hand before the summit. All the while, Zelenskyy warns, “No giving up land deals.” If only someone was there to hear that.
Satirical Subtext
- The Invisible Man Act: Zelenskyy’s non-invitation is the ultimate dramatic irony—like discussing the future of a cake without consulting the baker.
- The Not-So-Great Game of Thrones: If it feels like Ukraine is being Et Tu-ed, you’re not alone. After all, you’re only missing from the room when the room gets more interesting—or more dangerous.
- Summit Theater at Its Best: Picture two world leaders in a snowy Alaskan lodge, discussing peace—with the real victim somewhere on a distant battlefield, politely waiting for the memo.
Why It Matters
This summit is less about forging peace and more about stagecraft. It’s a geopolitical drama where Ukraine’s fate is being debated in its absence. That doesn’t just raise eyebrows—it sets off alarm bells. Trust-shattering drama, anyone?
